Once upon a pandemic, in a world where toilet paper was scarce and Zoom calls were plenty, two intrepid adventurers—Torie and Trevor—met in the digital wilds. For three whole moons, their relationship bloomed through text messages that flew faster than Revali’s arrows. They shared laughs, dreams, and probably way too many GIFs, all without meeting face-to-face.
When the stars finally aligned to meet in person, it wasn't in a crowded place or a fancy restaurant. Nope! Instead, they embarked on epic quests from the comfort of their own cozy castles. Together, they battled monsters in World of Warcraft, solved puzzles in Zelda, and whipped up culinary masterpieces (or at least edible creations) in the kitchen. Their idea of a wild night out was a thrilling raid followed by a homemade veggie feast.
But our heroes craved more than just virtual victories. Early in their saga, Trevor invited Torie on an 11-mile backpacking trip. Armed with fresh trail shoes and unyielding spirit, Torie braved the trek, proving she was more than ready for any quest that came her way—even if she had to respawn after discovering real-life quests don't come with health potions. Ever the gallant companion, Trevor shouldered Torie's pack, and together they conquered the wilderness, unlocking a new level in their journey.
As the world hit the ‘resume’ button, Torie and Trevor took their co-op campaign beyond pixels and hiking trails. They ventured into the bustling streets of New York City on a side quest to find the perfect pizza slice. They zipped down Norway's majestic fjords, negotiating *treat*ies with the local goats. They relaxed on the sun-kissed beaches of Hawaii, where a baby whale surfaced just to say "Aloha!" Ever the culinary explorers, they scouted every veggie fine dining spot they could find, turning meals into delightful gastronomic raids. Each trip was a new chapter in their story, filled with joy, laughter, and the occasional "Are we lost?" moment.
Back home, they decided to unite their canine clans—a doggy merger of epic proportions. Torie brought her wise seniors, Darjo and Lola, while Trevor introduced his spirited pup, Ada. Their home transformed into a haven of tail wags, puppy cuddles, and the occasional snack heist. As time marched on, Darjo and Lola completed their earthly quests and trotted over the rainbow bridge to the great dog park in the sky, leaving behind paw prints on our hearts and countless cherished memories. Time passed again and seeking to fill their home with more four-legged joy, Torie and Trevor welcomed Carson, a rescue pup who, by a twist of fate, shared the same rare stat debuff as Ada. The two made a reluctant alliance, even taking their daily potions together. Their home was once again filled with playful barks, synchronized butt wiggles, and double the mischief.
The grandest adventure yet unfolded in a mystical forest by a babbling stream in Sedona. With nature as their witness and squirrels as their paparazzi, Trevor got down on one knee and asked Torie to be his Player 2 for life. Plot twist! Torie pulled out a ring of her own and counter-proposed. In a scene straight out of a co-op campaign finale, they both exclaimed "Yes!" amidst hugs and happy tears.
And so, with hearts full of joy, a pack of furry sidekicks, and inventories brimming with shared memories, they're setting off on their greatest journey yet: marriage. Here's to endless adventures and the sweetest game they've ever played—love.